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Q: Do TIGERS like catnip??

Granny Panties

As a young girl, I swore that I would never own any unsightly granny panties.  I knew all women had at least one pair, but I vowed not to be among them.  I believed I could find an acceptable alternative to the comfort offered by the granny panty. 

I must confess I have not stayed true to my vow. Most of my under garments are cute lacey numbers that flatter the figure, accented by strategically placed bows and the occasional ribbon.  I even have to use a specific lingerie detergent in order to preserve all the lace and bows and delicate fabrics. 

But there’s something so freeing about granny panty!  I’ve tried to replicate the granny panty feel with acceptable pair, such as 100% cotton bikini cut panty with a cute print.  But they can’t compare!  I need that oversized, high waisted panty with the excess fabric sagging off the butt.  The more hideous the better! And I need to be pantless when I wear them. 

I will no longer hide my granny panties beneath the cute pairs in the back of my underwear drawer.  No longer will I deny their power.  Join me ladies, fly your granny panties high!

Smart Pitty Bull

i must train my dogs to retrieve my cell phone. also i must train my dogs

Reflections of a Bear

 her broken heart left me broken hearted

Paintbrush

Alas! A Paint program for Mac! Although my art is abstract and complicated by various levels of meaning and social commentary, I feel my work is universal and can be enjoyed by everyone.  So if you don't have any formal training, or the advantage of a cultured and sophisticated upbringing, don't let that stop you from forming your own intimate and personal interpretation.

Malay Eagle Owl - Kitty